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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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boyfriend just got a facebook and I think I’m going to lose it, all he has been doing is looking at everything on my page and accusing me of talking to guys because I liked some dudes status. I’M ALMOST 6 MONTHS PREGNANT ASSHOLE, even if I wanted to flirt with a guy, they wouldn’t flirt back. good Lord, I’m so fired up right now.

Dec 31st

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“You make me better in ways that I have waited my whole life to be.”

– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

Dec 30th

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“Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.”

– Oscar Wilde (via softer)

Dec 30th

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Did you hear the joke about the butter?

foreveryoung21: phuongynguyen: kristelawashere: ohheynini: Well I butter not tell you, you might…spread it. Did you hear the joke about the pizza? Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda…cheesy. Did you hear the joke about the corn? Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda…corny. Did you hear the joke about my penis? Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long. my...

Dec 30th

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